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An ode to SP-SAM-SRM-SA
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Disclaimer: To be taken in good spirit. Doesn't aim to hurt anyone.
Here is a team with such a great zeal
With a lots of funny facts, I am here to reveal
Ever did you wonder what said Mr Murphy
Let bad things go bad, but never touch Gruffy :P
A pair dealing with Seller issues through Case Management,
Discusses design so intensely, always leading to an argument
76 years back, we sent back Simon for good
But forgot to check alerts it sends, which no one ever understood ;)
With Seller Analytics we want to change the game,
Fredrick, Ramanujam and blah blah, we fought the most over product name
Some projects have their own beautiful course (pun intended)
One man army enough for the mighty Salesforce
A "Partner" in need, is a partner indeed
All it takes is some Old Monk and some nasty weed :P
And to all the slaves, there is always a Master
Where we all bow down to API changes, ever dynamic and faster
Its delightful to watch Interstellar and its concept of wormhole
But I am furious to imagine what if it leads to Admin console
A head scratching bug you try to fix, injecting stream of yawns
Forget the fix, log a backlog bug, and lets run those saviour crons
Its soon to comment on much awaited mobile app
All it takes is some scroll, clicks and swap
A great team is one, where people help out each other (like ours)
Where people learn through peers, making experience smoother
I am thankful to all, and forgive if I missed anyone's work
I don't know all the tracks yet, and thats no reason to call me a jerk :P
And if you think what all went in my inspiration (for writing this)
I welcome you all to the choking world of data-ingestion :P
